Quick update:
Come hang out with me and many other bizarros at CRYPTICON at the Seattle Center, June 5-7. There will be insane readings, signings, dance hall girls, monsters, famous people, booze, bears, (ok, maybe only one bear) bizarro hour(s), cottage cheese wrestling (eww!), hugs, cursing, reformed lumberjacks, phlegm sculptures, and I think some descendant of the dog from Cujo. Or someone who knew some descendant of Cujo’s. Not really sure.
Anyway, I’ll be there and I’m the one in charge of the hugs and the cursing. Get ’em while they last!
Love to all! ❤
GINA RANALLI 
Yay cursing and hugs! I wish I could. I so-so-so wish I could!
I wish you could too! You should definitely come to Bizarro Con!
I support cursing, hugs, booze- in fact I support all these things!
Question: Does it count as bear(s) if there is only one bear with multiple personalities- all of which are different types of bears?
Answer: It is always whatever the bear(s) believe(s) to be true.