Fly like a bird
play piano – YET
walk through walls
READ YOUR MANUSCRIPT/BOOK/STORY – no time!
sail a boat
speak German
GET YOU PUBLISHED – please stop asking!
scuba dive
excuse animal abuse
climb a tall building
INTRODUCE YOU TO STEPHEN KING – are you serious???
see through your clothes
juggle chickens
Any questions?
GINA RANALLI 
Well damn, and here I thought you had a direct line to the King himself. x-P
*hugs*
Come on, Gina. Let’s scuba dive to the top of a tall building and sail it into a piano. The piano speaks German. The piano sees through clothes. The piano walks through walls. The piano will introduce unpublished authors to Stephen King and they’ll juggle chickens together. Let us remove our scuba gear and fly off the building before Stephen King asks us to read his new book, because the tall building we are standing on is his new book. It is millions of pages long and the pages are made out of inexcusable materials.
haha! Well, I guess since you asked so nicely…
If you read my story, I’ll teach you to say “I have chocolate underwear” in German.
Eh… to hell with it. I’ll tell you anyway:
“Ich habe die chocolat unterwasche.”
Thank you so much, Chris. I’m sure that will come in handy someday.