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another old painting

Posted by Gina on December 9, 2009
Posted in: art, paintings, randomness. 3 Comments

I recently found a disc with images of old paintings I’ve done. Some of them I still have somewhere. It’s funny how the fact that I literally cannot draw a straight line has never stopped me from trying. As always, I was just trying to concentrate on color.

For lack of any other news to write about, I’ll try and post one a day for a while and see how it goes.

I was kinda doodling with acrylics when I did this first one. It’s on a canvas panel and I still have it somewhere. It’s called E-8, but I don’t remember why that was significant at the time. I like the moon and the animal is okay. It’s probably close to ten years old.

Don’t worry. No plans to quit the day job. (Though some days I wouldn’t mind.)

Goodbye from Afterbirth Books

Posted by Gina on November 16, 2009
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It is with a sad heart that I write to you today to let you know I have decided to close Afterbirth Books. As members of the bizarro community, I want you all to know this before you begin hearing rumors, and before I get the announcement up on the website. There are a few reasons that this closure needs to happen such as:

•Financially it isn’t working. The recession has made a big impact on our sales. I can’t continue to divert my outside income into the press.

•I am just unable to do the work for the press to the standard that it should be done. I’m too much of a perfectionist. If I put out a product with my name on it, I want it to be perfect. I want to be able to stay on schedule. This hasn’t been happening.

•The stress has continued to wear on my health. I already teach full-time at the college, took over the role of department chair this year, and pick up extra classes to teach each quarter. My strength only goes so far, and I’ve had several health problems in the past year that are probably related to stress, including my ongoing struggle with arthritis.

I have pondered some other solutions, but feel like this is what I have to do.

We have 4 wonderful titles left to put out for you in the coming months:

1. Sam Pink’s collection “Frowns Need Friends Too”
2. Bradley Sands’ “Disappointing Sophomoric Effort”
3. David Agranoff’s novel “Hunting the Moon Tribe”
4. “The Walri Project” edited by Kevin Donihe

I hope you will support these great authors and their books as we get them into your hands. Also, our books will remain in print! You will be able to order the new books AND our backlist through amazon.com and other sources that use our distributor for as long as the authors want. Eventually, however, we will no longer sell books on our website.

As you would guess, I can no longer take submissions. This certainly has nothing to do with the quality of material that has recently come my way! I would encourage those of you with manuscripts that need a home to consider Jeremy Robert Johnson’s Swallowdown Press, Eraserhead Press or Raw Dog Screaming Press, as well as a new press that I hear is coming from Cameron Pierce soon.

I want you all to know that I have enjoyed working with you. It was an amazing experience, and I learned a lot. More bizarro books are out in the world, which was my goal in starting Afterbirth in the first place! There are other things happening in bizarro, with old and new presses, and I wish them all the best.

Thanks for the years of support!

Karen Townsend
Editor, Afterbirth Books

Horror Mall Glitch

Posted by Gina on November 11, 2009
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I’ve been getting lots of messages regarding why most of my books are no longer listed at Horror Mall and to the best of my knowledge the changing of bookstore hands over there is what has caused the problem. Not sure when it will be resolved so in the meantime, please just head on over to Amazon or your other favorite online retailer to pick up copies.

Thanks for your messages and happy reading!

Love Henry

Posted by Gina on November 7, 2009
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“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.” – Henry Rollins

House of Fallen Trees shipping

Posted by Gina on November 5, 2009
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I’ve heard people have been receiving their copies. I’ve yet to see one, so if you are among the lucky ones, please let me know what you think. This book is probably my best work to date and I’m anxious to see how people like not only the production of the actual book (which, from all accounts is gorgeous) but the story as well. Drop me a line at ginaranalli@hotmail or respond here. Looking forward to hearing from you guys!

The Genius of Kevin Shamel

Posted by Gina on October 14, 2009
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rottenAnimals are people too! And that is messed up. So they have independent cinema. See what happens when an animal film crew kidnap a human boy and make a movie of the abduction. Read things about Nature that just aren’t natural. Fear your pets from this day forward. With zombie-cat attacks, gun-blasting massacres, drugged-out puppet shows, exploding car chases, camera-chickens, bat acrobats, wild sex, martini parties and torture-ROTTEN LITTLE ANIMALS is a crazy ride through the underground animal film scene and on to the Big Time.

Kevin’s book is brilliant, funny, disturbing and one of my favorite reads of the last year. I promise it will be one of yours as well. Check it out here: http://tiny.cc/R8Obw

Magazine of Bizarro Fiction #2

Posted by Gina on October 11, 2009
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bizarromagazine2-1

 

 

 

 

THE MAGAZINE OF BIZARRO FICTION
Issue 2
Coming Nov. 1st

Fiction

Morphia by Vincent Sakowski
She can see the future but first she must drown.

The Traveling Dildo Salesman by Kevin L. Donihe
The heartwarming tale of a man that just can’t stop selling dildos.

Fathers and Sons by D. Harlan Wilson
“I think grandpa’s alive again…”

A Better Child by Gina Ranalli
A mother whose baby is literally unraveling.

Blimpman by Mykle Hansen
Can Blimpman save Pleasanton from the menace of Dr. Dickerdunner?

Simple Machines by Carlton Mellick III
What happens when you find out who’s really at the controls in your head?

Comics

Ogner Stump by Andrew Goldfarb
What sorrow awaits Ogner Stump in this adventure?

Spacefoot and the Vamptorians by Richard Tingley
Coming soon to a theater near you! Maybe not…

Nonfiction

The Baby Jesus and Drunken Pirates: Author Spotlight on Carlton Mellick III by Jeff Burk
A career overview and analysis of bizarro high priest Carlton Mellick III

How to Give a Rousing Reading by Tom Bradley
You have no excuse to ever be boring.

The Weird, Weird West by Jordan Krall
A guide to Spaghetti Westerns for the Bizarro-minded viewer.

Only the Strange Survive: Ten Years of Eraserhead Press by Jeff Burk
A look back on the sordid, thorny, and inspiring story of Eraserhead Press

Regular Features

A Rant from the Editor
Happy ten year anniversary to Eraserhead Press

Bizarro Book Reviews by Jeff Burk, Cameron Pierce, and Bob Chaplin
Reviews of Cosmetica by Troy Chambers, Market Adjustment by Andersen Prunty, Asphalt Flowerhead by Forrest Armstrong, Squid Pulp Blues by Jordan Krall, Help! A Bear is Eating Me! by Mykle Hansen, Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell by Carlton Mellick III and Jeffery Thomas, Not Quite One of the Boys by Vincent W. Sakowski, The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III, Sick: An Anthology of Illness edited by John Edward Lawson

The Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo by Carlton Mellick III
The lost book of Carlton Mellick III.

Cover Art by Carlton Mellick III
Interior Art by Chrissy Horchheimer
Editor-In-Chief : Jeff Burk

Who do voodoo?

Posted by Gina on August 28, 2009
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I keep getting this searing pain in my left eye, which can only mean one thing: someone has finally crafted a voodoo doll in my likeness and is stabbing it repeatedly with a sewing needle.

If that someone is YOU (and I suspect that it is) please–PLEASE–stop with the needle already. I promise I won’t write any more books revealing your lack of endowment, social skills and onionesque-body odor. In fact, I’ll destroy the ones already printed and beg my publisher cease and desist as well.

I can no longer take the agony. I surrender and honestly regret ever having crossed you. Just please–no more voodoo.

Sincerely,
Gina, the meek and half-blind

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction

Posted by Gina on August 27, 2009
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The subtitle of this new magazine is “The Best of the Bizarro Genre.”  And you know what? It really is. Editor Jeff Burk busts his ass to make it so and it shows.

Inside, you will find fiction from some of the best known and most talented writers the bizarro genre has to offer: Andersen Prunty, Garrett Cook, Jordan Krall, Jeremy Shipp, Bruce Taylor and others.

In addition, there are reviews and nonfiction aplenty, plus an author spotlight on…wait for it…ME!  Nice chunky interview with me where you can learn all about my affinity for otters, punk rock and nasal cavities. (Only one of those things is true. Which one? You’ll have to get the mag to find out!)

You can pick up your copy at www.bizarrocentral.com or here is the Amazon link: http://tiny.cc/QNKUt

If you’re new to bizarro and wondering what’s it’s all about, its an inexpensive way to check it out and see what grabs you or if you’re already a fan, then I really don’t have to tell you you should already have it, do I?

So, do it up. You’ll sleep better at night and the world will be a brighter, happier place. And maybe a little stickier too.

Heavy Flow

Posted by Gina on August 14, 2009
Posted in: news, writers. 2 Comments

Here’s a story I wrote a long-ass time ago, called Heavy Flow. And yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

http://tiny.cc/kXk7E

Hope you enjoy it!

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